1]At the end of a long crime fighting day, Superman decides he needs to relax for a few hours, so he rings spiderman to see if he'd like to go out for a drink.
Spiderman replies "No, I have to repair my web spinner."
So, Superman rings a few more of his super hero friends and they're all busy. He decides in the end to go for a quick super-fly around the world to clear his mind before bed time.
As he passes over Wonder-Woman's mansion he sees her lying naked and spread eagle next to her pool.
Hmmm he thinks, with my super powers I'll fly down for a quickie and before she realizes I'll be gone.
So he swoops down and "WHAM BAM thank you maam" and he's gone.Wonder- Woman shreiks "What was that?"
And the invisible man cries "I don't know, but I've sure got a sore ***!!!"
2]
2007-09-13 02:10:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold.
2007-09-13 02:19:04 · answer #1 · answered by Fu B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
where is 2?
2007-09-13 02:21:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny joke.
2016-05-18 05:05:42 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats old now man
2007-09-13 07:54:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that years ago. Still funny tho.
2007-09-16 08:50:27 · answer #5 · answered by irish_glen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess there won't be any number two cause the invisible man's butt is sore.
2007-09-13 06:45:45 · answer #6 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Loved it
2007-09-13 23:27:45 · answer #7 · answered by mary 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny well done star for you ...
2007-09-13 02:25:00 · answer #8 · answered by casha1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what happened to the second one???
2007-09-13 05:20:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-13 04:32:31 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so old......
ps where is joke no 2?.
2007-09-13 03:08:39 · answer #11 · answered by mrkknntt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋