A true Vegan is a hypocritical mythical creature, rarely seen in public know to live throughout the world but mainly in the bible belts of the Americas living in caves, it is rumored that these mythical creature don't walk on grass but rather can actually hover. It has been said that these vegans are the closest things to living God's.
A true vegans can be hypnotic when speaking so never approach one alone, in fact the forestry commission has issued this warning on treks were vegans are known to travel.
"If you are unlucky enough to be approached by (and it's highly possible especially if you are minding your own business and eating a burger)one of these creatures it's advised that one should covers ones ears and run like a bat out of hell in the opposite direction"
Also drop the burger as this will distract them as they have been known to try to bring the burger back to life.
2007-09-13 01:39:12 · 4 answers · asked by Knowlege colege student 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
huh...
2007-09-13 01:47:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do realise by posting this question... Mung beans
lentils
and tofu all round the world are revolting?
2007-09-13 08:47:04 · answer #2 · answered by renclrk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so.....when will the joke start? You forgot to type the joke.
2007-09-13 09:04:33 · answer #3 · answered by Super Answerer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOT FUNNY
2007-09-13 08:44:37 · answer #4 · answered by lala girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋