Our common ancestor, and neanderthal type people probably had no way of knowing God, therefore getting an instant "Ignorance is Awesome" pass to heaven. So is that an exciting thought?
I suppose there will be lots of other people that might be more exciting (like Kirk Cameron)... but it just seems cool to meet those ancient folks.
2007-09-13 00:32:54 · 14 answers · asked by Jadochop 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Edit: I will be in hell missing out... so give me a call sometime.
2007-09-13 00:35:23 · update #1
I am not excited about dieing,but when I do I want to meet up with my daughter who I lost a couple of years ago.If I meet Jesus and or God that would be an added bonus.
2007-09-13 00:40:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your point when you mentioned the "Ignorance is Awesome" pass. That is also why all of the religious people will go to "heaven" because they are ignorant. Yet when they die, they will probably find out that there is no heaven, and all they will see is the bright light at the end of the tunnel and a big sign that says "Just Kidding!" and their soul will be sent back to earth to mingle as miserable ghosts.
I, however, will be having lots of fun with you in hell. Luckily only cool people go there, so it will be an endless party there. Hopefully I will get a chance to have butt sex with Satan. Ahh, I can't wait. Would you like to share a mansion with me? I will water the fire garden with Heineken, and you can make sure that all of our sex slaves are dressed up nicely. See you there pal.
2007-09-13 15:27:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to get there first. Yes i am very excited to meet our common ancestor. The only problem is we will all have NEW BODIES IN HEAVEN and it may take a very long "time"to track them down!
2007-09-13 02:24:39 · answer #3 · answered by ROBERT P 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Greetings,
Hell is not going to remain forever.all those people who are in hell will be thrown into the lake of Fire with Satan. Revelations 20:11-15.
If at all you want to come to heaven,God wants you stop sinning,Go for confession.Always do what god wants,the rest of your life.And Pray.
Peace Be with you.
2007-09-13 01:35:20 · answer #4 · answered by Nick Carter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Friend, I hate to tell you but the neanderthal man was not a son of God & they did not have a soul, so they are NOT our ancestors, Now you say you will be in hell & to call you sometime, Again I hate to tell you, there is no phone in hell & if there was, you will be in so much torment, that you would not have time to talk.
2007-09-13 00:41:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well I will be excited to meet all of em, ancestors and not! And all the people that were suggested to me by the Christians that were going to hell! lol Christians, kinda nutty bunch of self righteous people, but it is not all their fault so.. Gotta love em even when they stomp all over ya. lol (smile)
2007-09-13 00:40:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I EVOLVED FROM A NEANDERTHAL ANCESTOR SO I NEED AN INSTANT " IGNORANCE IS AWESOME" PASS SO I CAN GET THRU THE PEARLY GATE TO HEAVEN. OTHERWISE ILL BE OUTSIDE THE GATE ARGUING WITH THE GATE KEEPER..
2007-09-13 00:54:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
interior the comparable way that when somebody i admire is leaving to pass to a various united states of america and that i understand i will omit them, yet i'm satisfied for them, valuable. while somebody i admire dies, I mourn. No, i don't get jealous, it fairly is a waste of emotion. What an insulting question you have asked, do you experience shame?
2016-10-20 00:31:51 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Religion was around since the time of Adam and Eve. Yes, I look forward to seeing the many wonderful souls and the beautifulness of heaven. Most of all, I look forward to seeing God.
2007-09-13 00:38:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I suppose if you believe in an after life you must believe in fairies as well. It’s all nothing more than superstitious mumbo jumbo put in poor simple peoples minds to give them some hope.
2007-09-13 00:41:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋