A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
Stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely
Stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through.
So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen!"
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 1P.M.
And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum, Dust,
And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument
With them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
homework.
Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the
ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for
salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids,
And put them to bed.
At 9 P.M .
He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he
went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get
through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
said:
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.
Amen!"
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy
to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night."
2007-09-12 23:24:36 · 9 answers · asked by Ness 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao.That is hilarious.I think i will show this to my husband.Amen ,to be a woman.We all need to give ourselves a pat on the back.
2007-09-12 23:37:13 · answer #1 · answered by tyse13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey whats so-oooo nice. It is a lesson that we should be happy as God created us. Its said: the grass always looks green on the other side, but when u get to the other side, reality is different!
2007-09-13 00:05:19 · answer #2 · answered by AISH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke but I'd rather have a day like that than a day at work.
2007-09-12 23:48:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats so funny- and true- we work harder than men think!. lv Jo xx
2007-09-12 23:42:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely love it!
2007-09-13 01:35:42 · answer #5 · answered by aink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done, a good one for all mothers everywhere.
2007-09-12 23:41:31 · answer #6 · answered by thuddo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really would like to see that happen. LMFAO!!!!
2007-09-12 23:37:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Divine Justice, that !!!
Lol !! A good one !!!!
Star for u, dear !!!!!
2007-09-12 23:32:11 · answer #8 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, thats hilarious!!!! omg!!! wat a sucker!!!
2007-09-13 01:00:41 · answer #9 · answered by Samzz101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋