Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend
sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret
in the butt.
"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,
"Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back sleep.
The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after
she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that
damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The nun fainted......
2007-09-12 22:38:13 · 6 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahhahaha
thats great
2007-09-12 22:59:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
although heard before yet still nice
2007-09-13 07:31:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha! I'm not even christian and I find his hilarious...
2007-09-13 12:11:55 · answer #3 · answered by woundedblackroses 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heee he star for you that was very cute thanks for the chuckle
2007-09-13 17:27:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol love it hilarious!!!!!!
2007-09-13 11:33:04 · answer #5 · answered by inlove 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one dude,,,,, made my day,,,,,
2007-09-13 07:49:58 · answer #6 · answered by Oh itsme !! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋