This guy calls his boss and says "Man, I'm not coming in this morning, I feel like crap. I have a headache, a sore throat, stuffy nose, and I'm just not coming in." The boss says, "Whenever I feel bad I go to my wife and ask for sex, then I feel better. Why don't you try that." A little bit later the employee calls back and says "You were right, I feel much better now! I'll be in to work shortly. By the way, you have a really nice house."
2007-09-12 22:19:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
God I haven't heard that joke in a couple years! It's still funny!
Star for you.
=oP
2007-09-12 22:29:10 · answer #1 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 gd morning to ya
2016-05-18 04:02:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! That's a great joke.
2007-09-12 22:56:48 · answer #3 · answered by Nina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke. Its funny. lol
2007-09-12 23:14:12 · answer #4 · answered by Jönsè 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hillarious- maybe you should do this for a living if that idea sucks, you can give us jokes everyday on this site pls pls pls -you is so very funny.
2007-09-12 22:39:17 · answer #5 · answered by phumlani m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!! Lol.. That's great and i hope the wife didn't get sick :)
2007-09-13 13:51:12 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic!!!!!!!!
2007-09-12 22:26:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE THAT FULL ON CRACKED ME UP
2007-09-12 22:53:08 · answer #8 · answered by Zack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its great
2007-09-12 23:06:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeeheeeee!!!
that was funny!
2007-09-13 02:07:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋