Why is Google God? Because Google says so.
How do you know Google says that? Because it says so on Google.
How do you know those are the words of Google? Because it says so on Google.
Why do I trust Google? Because Google is the word of God.
Why is Google the word of God? Because it says so on Google.
Therefore, Google is God.
Google is the word of Google. Google says Google is God. Therefore, Google is God. Perfect logic, irrefutable.
You just have to have faith. It's not too late to accept Google as your God.
http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html
2007-09-12 20:22:58 · 11 answers · asked by Google is GOD 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why Google and not Yahoo? I think that is not fair (especially because we are on Y/A).
2007-09-12 20:27:58 · answer #1 · answered by remy 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I've never heard of this religion you speak of. I believe that the path to all morality, understanding, and enlightenment is the path of truth. How can you find out what is tue if you don't have knowledge? Do you pluck knowledge out of thin air? I sure hope not, because it would be rather chaotic and may lead you astray. Google is a tool for accessing information, not an infallible scripture. It behaves somewhat like the Bible, in that it is full of fallibility and contradictions. Most of what is found online is pure baloney, it takes hard work, recognition of objective sources, and utilization of logic and reason to detect what is useful for understanding. Keep in mind the words of Winston Churchill: "A lie gets halfway around the World before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." Google did not create the Universe, so I don't believe it qualifies for the title of 'God'. God •the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe
2016-04-04 18:24:38 · answer #2 · answered by Heather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God has created the Universe, God is running the Universe. God will destroy the Universe. God is the Origin of Universe. God is the Destination of Universe. Spirit can neither be created nor be destroyed. It moves from one body to another. Your body dies, not spirit. Your spirit gets new body after death, based upon your actions in this life. Your target is to make your spirit pure, so that it can merge in Super Spirit (God). Remember wherever there is Happiness in Life, there will be Sorrow. To get Happiness, you must master Sorrow.
2007-09-13 01:28:41 · answer #3 · answered by Ravi Lohia 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're having lots of fun with this, I see...but isn't Google a competitor to the god Yahoo? How long until the Yahooites shut you down?
2007-09-12 20:26:40 · answer #4 · answered by Brent Y 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Google loves you anyway.
2007-09-12 20:37:28 · answer #5 · answered by Starte Christ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
love the circular reasoning
:-P
if all the servers crash then
no one will worship Google anymore?
2007-09-12 20:27:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe in Google.
I can sense Google, I can see it. I visit it whenever I want.
It's real.
2007-09-12 20:26:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yep and Im Jesus mate..lol
2007-09-12 20:32:04 · answer #8 · answered by Ness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's this? circular google ?
2007-09-12 20:29:18 · answer #9 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....you are hilarious...
i just can't stop laughing...Ooops, i drop my jaws...
2007-09-12 20:43:41 · answer #10 · answered by dora_chan 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋