First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, Theres something hes needing
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing...........
Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing
2007-09-12 20:02:40 · 13 answers · asked by Dragon Slayer™ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I didn't know that you can tell a joke I just gave you a star.
2007-09-13 15:07:47 · answer #1 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
He said "Woman comes next, but this she'll be needing."
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He eventually made something suitable for a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so lean and muscular.
Long, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase her desire,
Square and tight to bring out the fire.
Two lovely pecks, so full and proud,
Commanding her eyes, as she whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
and Two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, wispy hair tickled his shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make her grow bolder.
Was made for a woman, for her heart to sing...
Then He added an ego, and ruined the whole damn thing.
2007-09-12 20:19:45 · answer #2 · answered by Lovey 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
& He gave man a p*nis and a brain with just enough blood to run one at a time so what is your point ??
jk lool
2007-09-12 20:49:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not cutie cutie....OK, i had a slight giggle at first then realised, Im a woman.. Hahahahah, something my husband would say..
2007-09-12 21:30:07 · answer #4 · answered by Ness 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Typical male joke...
2007-09-13 05:29:23 · answer #5 · answered by woundedblackroses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha..........
hehehehehehehehehe..........
hohohohohohohohoho..........
I can't stop my laugh. First I read very carefully I thought U just post in wrong category but in end it's damn good man. I like it ........ star for you
2007-09-12 20:15:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gee-I thought it was kinda funny!
2007-09-12 20:10:02 · answer #7 · answered by Scarlett12 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-12 20:10:24 · answer #8 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute lol!
2007-09-12 20:09:07 · answer #9 · answered by Mz_Monroe 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
typical jerk of a guy joke.
2007-09-12 20:08:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋