Taoism : S*** Happens
Hinduism: This S*** Happened Before
Islam: If S*** Happens, Take a Hostage
Buddhism: When S*** Happens, Is It Really S***?
7th Day Adventist: S*** Happens On Saturday
Protestantism: S*** Won't Happen If I Work Harder
Catholicism: If S*** Happens, I Deserve It
Jehova's Witness: Knock, Knock, "S*** Happens"
Judaism: Why Does S*** Always Happen To Me?
Hare Krishna: S*** Happens, Rama Rama Ding Dong
Atheism: No S***
Evangelism: Send More S***
Rasafarianism: Let's Smoke This S***
note- pure humor, laugh people.
2007-09-12 19:25:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You forgot Penticostals!:The sh...t is gonna hit the fan when Jesus comes back!
Oh,sh..t!That snake bit Bro.Bob!
2007-09-12 19:31:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You forgot the Pharisees, the Saducess and the scribes. Acts 23:6-11;
2007-09-13 02:31:56 · answer #2 · answered by jeni 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Everyone can appreciate a good right hook to the jaw of religion sometimes. Now is one of those times.
2007-09-13 02:29:46 · answer #3 · answered by Lance F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I'm too much of a fanatical tightass to be laughing at anything
2007-09-13 02:32:34 · answer #4 · answered by Google is GOD 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yur stuff is funny.
2007-09-13 02:31:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Seen it before, thought it was mildly amusing then...
2007-09-13 02:42:23 · answer #6 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehe... I'd say it's more like
Buddhism: Take a S*** for the sake of S***ing.
2007-09-13 02:32:33 · answer #7 · answered by Habanera 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
-golf claps- Those are quite accurate.
2007-09-13 02:33:56 · answer #8 · answered by Red 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
seen it before, but its still funny!
2007-09-13 02:29:09 · answer #9 · answered by Diane 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee !
Ha ha !
Ho ho!
2007-09-13 02:35:03 · answer #10 · answered by Kingdomchild07 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋