Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: Whats that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesnt get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Doesnt matter son, as long as it fits a Camel
2007-09-12 19:09:30 · 14 answers · asked by Dragon Slayer™ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny I like this joke short and laughy I gave you one more star.
2007-09-13 15:09:34 · answer #1 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome. Funny as heck! Good one. <3
2016-05-18 03:38:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
~screams laughing~ A star for you! Cheers!
2007-09-12 19:17:44 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious lol!!
2015-02-08 07:49:26 · answer #4 · answered by trickee1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yes i remember conan posting that along time back ..star
2007-09-12 19:42:01 · answer #5 · answered by bert 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone else posted a different version of that recently. sorry, they beat you to it!
the other version is better
2007-09-12 19:25:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
*laughing out loud now.
2007-09-12 19:22:56 · answer #7 · answered by Tea Lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-09-12 19:35:56 · answer #8 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I feel off my chair. Great one
2007-09-12 19:57:06 · answer #9 · answered by The ROCK 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one. :)
2007-09-12 19:18:20 · answer #10 · answered by ♠♥ Miss Zora ♦♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋