Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other mans well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
2007-09-12 19:04:57 · 6 answers · asked by Dragon Slayer™ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this joke is also funny the last sentence was made a joke by someone earlier.
2007-09-13 15:10:49 · answer #1 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wise chinese.*star*
2007-09-13 02:42:54 · answer #2 · answered by demonic wingssssssssssssssssssss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I only have one...a bad one but...
Confuscious say: Man who sleep with itchy bum wake up with stinky finger.
HA
2007-09-13 02:42:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u know its bad too steal other ppls work.... u gonna get in trouble one of these day
2007-09-13 03:08:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i was smiling as i was reading
2007-09-13 05:29:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I likey...
2007-09-13 12:32:35 · answer #6 · answered by woundedblackroses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋