support troops --- Soldiers – I need some of your good humor?

Question

I work for a Trophy and Award company. You know like the Trophies you got in little league / Pop Warner. I want to send a few sets of trophies to servicemen stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan. I was figuring that our boys could use some trophies for all of their hard work.

Can anyone let me know how to package and where to send these trophies?

I also need suggestions on what types. I have 100x’s of options from regular
sports (football, Baseball…) to Patriot Themes; and I can also do some real funny stuff.

So please answer these questions and send me anything funny I may want to put on these trophies, got make these men and women smile!

Thanks -

Answer 1

How about a trophy for the best D%A%M%N S#H#I#T cooker in camp. (If you don't know what that is, it is usually reserved for a really stupid mistake that someone commits and it is the one who gets to pull the S#H#I#T bowls out from under the outdoor latrines and gets to fill them up with kerosene and burn them all day until the you know what is nothing but ashes. A Canoe team trophy would be appropriate for this award!

Answer 2

Your best bet on getting them sent there would be to go through the USO.

http://www.uso.org/

Many things don't make it to the troops unless you are sending it to a specific troop though. They are guarding the mail system fairly well to prevent dangerous and demoralizing things from being sent.

Answer 3

Here's some general advice:

If you know the person, go with funny. If not, go with patriotic.

Answer 4

how about designated fly killer on a base ball one, best grenade lob on a tennis one, best bunker shot on a golf one, best fire zone run on a football one, or best shi*ter run football, email me so i can see what you are planning to use and i'll give you more