If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why
arent people from Holland called Holes?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isnt the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
If its true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didnt zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
2007-09-12 18:55:14 · 3 answers · asked by Dragon Slayer™ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cool!!!
And a few for YOU to ponder -
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to become troubled and insecure?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
2007-09-12 19:03:04 · answer #1 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
I like this joke the best it's the laughiest one I give you more star. are you related to judas rabbi (lol) you look like him without the hat.
2007-09-13 15:13:57 · answer #2 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm...points to ponder
2007-09-12 19:46:33 · answer #3 · answered by demonic wingssssssssssssssssssss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋