An elderly man and his wife die in an accident and they go up to Heaven. G-d welcomes them, and they start to walk around. The man is getting hungry and asks if they may get something to eat. G-d says, "Of course, help yourself. You can have as much as you would like and you don't have to worry about any health concerns." They walk up to a buffet filled with every food imaginable. The husband looks at his wife and says, "You know, Gladys, if it wasn't for you making me eat that stupid oat bran every morning, I could have had this 10 years ago!!!!!"
2007-09-12 16:26:04 · 5 answers · asked by missinformation 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HaHaHaHa!!
Great jokes that you have! Good job, keep it up.
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2007-09-15 17:29:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-10 11:46:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no its a smartass joke hahah
2007-09-12 18:03:04 · answer #3 · answered by that 1 chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's old, but I've always liked it.
2007-09-12 17:22:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2007-09-12 16:31:20 · answer #5 · answered by Moonie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋