a vampire walks into a bar and sits down
the bar tender ask him what he would like
the vampire asks for a glass of hot water
the bartender asks him if he is feeling okay
the vampire replies yes im great may i please have a cup of hot water?
the bar tender goes and poars some hot water and brings it over to the vampire and ask
Dont you drink blood?
the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says
yes im having tea!
2007-09-12 16:13:03 · 7 answers · asked by bee 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
EEEWWW!!! I'm so ashamed of myself for laughing! Even more ashamed that I'm giving you a star for this! But this is a funny one!
2007-09-12 16:29:49 · answer #1 · answered by ✿Donna❀ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i am a vampire myself (okay, i just like licking blood and swallow it) and the period blood is the best (hes a bit more flavor...)
2007-09-13 01:20:20 · answer #2 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha!!! funny mayn (no typo) funny
2007-09-12 23:17:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haa eww
2007-09-12 23:17:07 · answer #4 · answered by ♥...........♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice
2007-09-12 23:16:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny! i love!
2007-09-12 23:19:31 · answer #6 · answered by alidora 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL!!! funny!
2007-09-12 23:17:42 · answer #7 · answered by ashley j 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋