God spoke with me last night and said it just like this. "YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE": See there, why must you require any more evidence as to my assigned role of God's annoited instrument upon Earth?
2007-09-12 15:51:55 · 15 answers · asked by TROUBLEMAKER 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
the real messiah is in a psychiatric hospital in the states no one beleives him either
2007-09-12 15:57:43 · answer #1 · answered by God 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Troublemaker,
Answerer number 1 has the right idea. You need to start your own church ... Christians are believers in the Christ. And I am not sure whether on not Jesus was so happily received in the arms of the political brethren of the church in his day either. And by the way, the "Christian" Church did not exist until after Christ. Christianity began in 1st century AD Jerusalem as a Jewish sect. (which would explain why Christianity was perhaps not excepted as he went to a Jewish church ...)
" Christianity is the monotheistic religion which considers itself based on the revelation of Jesus Christ. In many Christian denominations "The Church" is understood theologically as the institution founded by Jesus for the salvation of humankind. This understanding is sometimes called High Church. In contrast, Low Church denominations generally emphasize the personal relationship between a believer and Jesus Christ."
So dear beginner of the Church of Troublemaker, may you lead your people as your 'god' has thus bade you to.
enjoy your moments of freedom, as leader of a church you will be free no more! lol
star spinner
2007-09-12 23:07:29 · answer #2 · answered by Teak Fox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is reasonable to expect evidence of a rational God. And so he has provided eyewitness testimonies of an historic nature in the Bible of miracles done in public forums subject to scrutiny. So let the skeptics read and see for themselves if they are convincing to them.
2007-09-12 23:28:42 · answer #3 · answered by Steve Amato 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew someone named Jesus, back in the summer
of 2005. He was about, oh... 4 and-a-half feet tall. He
had brown hair, a really cute smile.
He pronounced his name "Hey-Sues"; didn't speak a
word of English. He's probably about... oh, 13 now, I'd
guess.
He lives in San Miguel de Allende, Mexico.
2007-09-12 23:01:19 · answer #4 · answered by Pete K 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wish that we could just every schizophrenic in our country have their rightful roles as prophets and world leaders, but there is just way to prejudice against the bats**t insane. It is a shame, really.
2007-09-12 22:57:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you're that serious, go to the church and claim your idea. They are the one's which can tell if you lie or not, as far as I know.
Secondly, in my opinion you're not the Messiah since your name is 'Troublemaker'
2007-09-12 22:54:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You'll have to get in line behind the other charlatans ... like Joseph Smith, et al ...
2007-09-12 22:59:04 · answer #7 · answered by Devoted1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm maybe cause there are too many false prophets who made everyone drink the punch.
2007-09-12 22:55:42 · answer #8 · answered by JonW 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just like Jesus - go to the Church elders. See what they think. If you aren't the real deal - how thick is your skin and is red your color?
2007-09-12 22:57:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the chances of people believing u are one in a million, good try though dude
2007-09-12 22:57:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋