Okay, we all start out in the Asteroid Belt. All of our parent species are taking rides in outer space. Our Martian mother- Marza, and our Jupiterian father- Jup-Jup decided to hold a contest. They wanted to see who could design the better species. Marza made the mammals, and Jup-Jup made the reptiles. So they made the species. They wanted to just send them off, but the animals refused. So they gave them free rides on the asteroids. Then, they turned the rockets on on the asteroids (making them comets). The animals streaked across space. Then they crashed landed on "Grandma Earth"'s front lawn. Grandma Earth wanted to teach them a lesson and decided to keep the prototypes. The reptiles were winning at first, that is until Jup-Jup got mad at Grandma Earth and made a prank sized asteroid, turned on the rocket, and shot it into Grandma Earth's property. That killed off the reptiles. Marza was declared the winner for now, and occasionally, they send their alien drones to check on us.
2007-09-12 14:38:25 · 3 answers · asked by MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I was given this information, and told to spread the message. Apparently, people are so over taken by it that they have involuntary spasm of the diaphragm, something the doc calls "lafter". Condi and Dick sure had one heck of this "lafter" outbreak.
2007-09-12 14:39:03 · update #1
I's been sayin' for years that it's superberific!!!
2007-09-12 14:46:46 · answer #1 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sure is Creative...but why did it claim three years off of my total lifespan just due to the sheer agony of reading through it....
2007-09-12 21:47:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Science fiction has been there a few times ....
2007-09-12 21:44:53 · answer #3 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋