Nude beach joke.......?

Question

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's so he goes back to ask her why that is. She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother: "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach. And the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

Answer 1

Very nice, sexy girl!!!

Answer 2

Hick family from the mountains is at a mall for the first time. While the mother's off window-shopping, the son sees the strangest thing...

Large homely woman gets into the elevator - the doors shut
A moment later, the doors reopen and a tall blonde steps out.

The boy calls his father over and they watch a similar display - Two grannies get on the elevator - doors close -doors reopen - two leggy red-heads step out.

"Boy, go an' fetch yer ma..."

Answer 3

what parents would take the 6 year old son to a nude beach in the first place

Answer 4

LMAO Funniest thing all day!!! Thank you for bringing a smile to my frustrated face =)

Answer 5

That's a good one!

Answer 6

Cute old thing isn't it

Answer 7

lool, vnice joke

Answer 8

awesome

Answer 9

lol. hehehehe, i cant stop laughing, great joke

Answer 10

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