A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand.
He said "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"
The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."
The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"
The preacher said, "No $hit?"
2007-09-12 13:25:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are hilarious. hubby and i are lol.woooooooo.
2007-09-13 03:24:06 · answer #1 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I went to a catholic church every year we got a mess of papers stabled together outlining every single penny spent. Everyone got it, they handed them out at the end of service. When I went to a Christian church......the pastor lived in a big beautiful Victorian house on the property and drove a new car. The kitchen in the church was stocked with some great food that I never saw anyone eat. Church vans were replaced even though they were used about once a week and were no more then 5 years old. I can't tell you how many times the collection plate was handed out in the christian church but I can tell you that if you didn't put in some cash the collectors gave you a dirty look (they held on to the plates with long sticks). Where in the catholic church it was passed usually once, at most 3 times but the other collections had a purpose like helping to pay a hospital bill for a parishioner or for some other good cause. AND no one looked twice if you just passed it right along.
2016-05-18 01:30:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-09-12 13:34:05 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hit the nail on the head with that one.Holy $hit that's funny lol :o}
2007-09-18 13:45:39 · answer #4 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Funny. I'm doing much better.lol
2007-09-12 13:54:38 · answer #5 · answered by Choosen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uhh... I get it... I think... Not really funny.... Already knew that preachers/priests were filthy hyprocrites.
2007-09-12 14:02:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny!! Heres a star for your efforts.
2007-09-18 05:22:11 · answer #7 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a funny one mate, hahahaha....
2007-09-13 16:20:47 · answer #8 · answered by tepania4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damned good
2007-09-19 10:34:11 · answer #9 · answered by OMOTAYO.A. A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool !
Keep them coming .
2007-09-18 22:14:56 · answer #10 · answered by yjnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great!!! Got anymore???
2007-09-19 16:44:09 · answer #11 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋