A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" she told him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied as he remained in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
The woman takes it upon herself to begin to "ease his pain" and begins to massage his groin.
After a few moments she asked, "Does that feel better?"
The man looked up at her and replied, "Well, that does feel pretty good, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"
2007-09-12 13:15:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ANOTHER GREAT ONE!!! You are full of it tonight!! LOL
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2007-09-12 14:07:06 · answer #1 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.Very funny!Reminds me of a golf joke. A young man went for a round of golf with a girl he liked from work.Beforehand,he slipped into the professional's shop and bought a couple of golf balls which he put in his pocket.When he met the girl on the first tee,she couldn't help noticing the bulge in his pocket. "It's only golf balls," he explained. "Oh,I'm sorry," she replied."Is it something like tennis elbow?"
2016-04-04 17:52:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-12 13:44:24 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Danm, she went for the obvious, and that wasn't even the problem.
2007-09-18 01:38:01 · answer #4 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that joke.
Funny!!
2007-09-17 06:40:28 · answer #5 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! lol
2007-09-12 13:19:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats really funny
2007-09-19 10:30:30 · answer #7 · answered by mustard...yummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-09-12 13:54:38 · answer #8 · answered by "Jessi-Baby" 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA , that funny.
2007-09-19 11:02:30 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Good one!
2007-09-12 13:22:38 · answer #10 · answered by Kay3535 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋