A priest and a rabbi were traveling on a plane.
After a while the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb and tasted pork."
The priest nodded in understanding and went back to his reading.
After a while the rabbi asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your faith that you remain celibate?"
The priest replied, "Yes that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptation of the flesh?"
The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."
The rabbi nodded understandingly for a moment and then said, "A lot better than pork isn't it?"
2007-09-12 13:10:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ouchies lol
2007-09-12 13:53:16 · answer #1 · answered by "Jessi-Baby" 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha, score one for the rabbi!
2007-09-18 08:53:25 · answer #2 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice star 4 u
2007-09-19 17:28:31 · answer #3 · answered by OMOTAYO.A. A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughing out loud funny.
2007-09-17 13:38:16 · answer #4 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny , you are very good at jokes have you ever tried to become a comedian?
2007-09-13 10:56:07 · answer #5 · answered by Sam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-12 20:46:48 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Star for making me fall outta my chair!
2007-09-12 23:32:04 · answer #7 · answered by witch2order 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok, now i can get off of yahooanswers, i found something funny enough to make me happy
2007-09-16 17:10:07 · answer #8 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heee heeee heee heeee heeee heeee. better than pork. darn right.lol lol lol lol
2007-09-13 10:27:08 · answer #9 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HEARD IT BUT STILL A MIGHTY FUNNY JOKE!!!!
nfdâ¥
2007-09-12 21:09:10 · answer #10 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its a good play on words
2007-09-12 21:11:47 · answer #11 · answered by Draquoir 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋