"Looking For Your Ideal Man?"
She rushes to the store & gets ushered into the elevator. On stepping out on the 1st floor, a big sign reads:
"On this level, you will find men who all have very good jobs"
She thinks this is ok, but jumps back into the elevator & wonders what's upstairs.
The doors open at level 2 & a sign reads
"This floor has men who have good jobs & are very good looking. They are s*xy & caring."
She thinks "Mmm, lovely. But maybe I'll go up to the 3rd.floor.
On the 3rd floor, the doors open & the sign says
"On this level you will find very handsome men with good jobs, who love children & animals & are happy to help around the house"
She thinks "Woo! Can it get any better?" but then can't resist pressing the button for the 4th & final floor.
The doors open & she steps out. The sign reads:
"THERE ARE NO MEN ON THIS FLOOR. IT WAS ONLY PUT HERE TO PROVE THAT WHATEVER WOMEN ARE OFFERED. THEY ARE NEVER SATISFIED"
2007-09-12 13:01:50 · 29 answers · asked by funnygirl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have to say I absolutely HATE shopping too! I sometimes think I'm from a different planet when I hear other people (women mostly) talk about it. I just don't get the whole shopping thing. It's almost alien to me. I also get 'shopping-rage' so for the benefit of others, try to avoid shopping altogether!
2007-09-12 13:23:52 · update #1
AWSOME! laughed myself silly. That's original, funny and I get to use on my wife later! Thanks.
thats two great gags in 5 mins! must look up jokes earlier, they seem to be better in the morning.
2007-09-12 22:26:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a great idea.....that sounds a bit like a suitcase that you wheel along with a handle. I don't carry a handbag to work but a rucksack, and females comment don't I feel embarassed about it....... well i carry a brolly, my diary, a book (boredom of public transport), phone charger, lunch a drink, creams, toothbrush and toothpaste etc my husband and I don't have a car, but if the bus hasn't come then i pop into somefield next to the bus stop get milk and anything else so i put it into my rucksack. If I had a shoulder b ag then with all the stuff i carry it is bad for the back, so to balance the weight i put the straps on both arms.
2016-05-18 01:19:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Once you do that then you can start to worry about getting back together with your ex, other wise you will find that you are fighting about all the same things and getting no where. Do what it takes and I promise things will work out in your favor.
The funny thing is I came to the realization that I had to change a little too late. After I was kicked out and after I was about to lose the only things that truly mattered to me - her love. A funny thing happens when we truly love someone and lose them. We do what ever it takes to get them back. For me I had to drop bad habits that had caused not only our relationship to sour but practically every other relationship I had had in the past. Not only with women, but with friends, co-workers, family, you name it.
Which is why I say to you as my ex at the time said to me, the only thing you can do is change yourself. Work on yourself and improve on the person that you already are. Drop the negative things in your life that don't belong there and you will see all of your relationships start to take off to new heights.
2016-04-26 18:16:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this joke but I have heard it a few times, still gave me a giggle even though I know the punch line
2007-09-12 13:13:39 · answer #4 · answered by Belinda 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny oner, but I detest shopping as a rule
2007-09-12 23:31:48 · answer #5 · answered by Debi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this joke. I don't like shopping though - I get shopping rage.
2007-09-12 13:09:33 · answer #6 · answered by Sniffer D 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny..... I'll share this one with my ex-girlfriend....just broke up with me yesterday!!! But I still can laugh at this one because it's true and funny
2007-09-12 14:12:06 · answer #7 · answered by plaprs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Shopping!!!
2007-09-12 13:19:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch Funnygirl now you've put me off shopping and I use to love it thanks for the laugh tho and have a star and happy shopping to you.
2007-09-12 13:44:57 · answer #9 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i think i'd go to the fourth floor just to see and then i'd be really embarrased to see that sign!
2007-09-12 13:16:56 · answer #10 · answered by Cecilia 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋