2007-09-12 12:33:11 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No. They don't have grits at my favorite diner and I'd turn Bin Laden in.
2007-09-12 12:35:44 · answer #1 · answered by TheDoll 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends, is that the real Bin Laden, or the fake ones on the pre-election year bogeyman videos???
I don't think the real Bin Laden would be eating bacon. Maybe turkey bacon or beef bacon, not pork.
Seriously I would like to talk to him. I'd ask him about his experiences as a CIA agent...
2007-09-12 12:46:30 · answer #2 · answered by magicalpossibilities 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The man responsible for destroying the lives of 3000 people in my city? No, I would cell-phone the NYPD and the FBI.
Bacon?
Grits in New York City?
2007-09-12 12:47:18 · answer #3 · answered by Yank 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No because I would know he wasn't the real bin Laden if he was eating bacon. Muslims do not eat pork.
2007-09-12 12:37:43 · answer #4 · answered by Your Best Fiend 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I think I'd be more inclined to back away slowly (in case of a suicide vest), drawing as little attention to myself as possible, and watch him from a safe distance while I call 911, the police, the FBI, Homeland Security, SWAT, and the bomb squad.
2007-09-12 13:18:41 · answer #5 · answered by kaz716 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bin, in Arabic pronounced Bean, is the subject of a comedy film called Mr. Bean.
2007-09-12 12:36:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd turn him in and bank the reward money. Then I'd kill the waitress and the owner of the diner for serving him.
2007-09-12 12:38:23 · answer #7 · answered by Really???!!!! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. I would ask a couple marines to convey my greetings. They are more than capable of sorting out any problems of identity or behavior. It would be an opportunity to allow them to reap a great reward for service to their country as well.
2007-09-12 12:49:26 · answer #8 · answered by sympleesymple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure. And then I would stab him in the throat with the nearest pointed object.
If you'll recall, they want him just as much dead as they do alive. I'd probably be saving them the trouble of putting on the "trial."
2007-09-12 12:35:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd take a few friends and a hefty bag and sell him on ebay.
But if I ever found him dead, I would take him to a taxedermist, and then stuff him. That way I could sell items seperately.
"Own bin ladens heart--no reserve"
2007-09-12 12:35:47 · answer #10 · answered by Tony C 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋