i saw jesus downtown today, and he asked me for a dollar, so i gave him one. do i get to go to heaven? ... he said i would.
2007-09-12 11:46:38 · 8 answers · asked by JUDAS PRIEST 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeah, a buck to Jesus but St. Peter will nail you at the gate... better bring a few C notes.... hey it seems like a lot of people try to buy their way to heaven so why not.
2007-09-12 11:49:56 · answer #1 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they used to sell passage into heaven in the medieval days, i forgot what they called them. if you bought it from jesus, i think he can get you in, even if it was just a dollar.
2007-09-12 18:55:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double-entendre. So he gave her one!
2007-09-12 18:49:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but there is a time limit.
One dollar = 413,234 seconds
2007-09-12 18:49:29 · answer #4 · answered by 8theist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lookin' rough, Rob Halford!
2007-09-12 18:48:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Popes In A Volkswagen... no? Its a neverending quest to find the joke question....
2007-09-12 18:50:58 · answer #6 · answered by afterbirth07 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't go to heaven by good works. You go by God's grace.
2007-09-12 18:50:16 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You should have asked Him for brains...
2007-09-12 18:54:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋