(I know I've asked this before but it got deleted and I lost my minus 5 points.)
It's a serious question, and impacts on my lifestyle.
2007-09-12 11:23:53 · 36 answers · asked by jesussalvation 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, as they say, "You can't take it with you!"
2007-09-12 11:33:23 · answer #1 · answered by NRPeace 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It wont matter, cause you'll be disolved if you are a christian. However, if you are not a christian, you have nothing to worry about, cause you'll just stay here and suffer tribulation. Dude! that has nothing to do with your lifestyle. If anything I'd be worried more about masterbating if the rapture comes. But even that is ridiculous. But it's obvious that you have little belief, or a real lack of reverance from your question. And you want to get a laugh you smuck.
2007-09-12 11:28:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
How does it impact on your lifestyle? You can't just hold it in forever, you know! LOL
Well, I don't believe in the Rapture, myself, but I do have a book about it. I'll look and see what it says about it. *hobbles over to book shelf . . . leafs through "Beam Me Up, Jesus: A Heathen's Guide to the Rapture"* No, I don't see anything about being on the potty when it happens. But they do say your clothes will be left behind. Just don't forget to wipe. You won't want to look tacky as you rise up in the air over the house.
2007-09-12 11:48:14 · answer #3 · answered by auntb93 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Same as you would do if you were anywhere else, just make sure you are wearing clean underwear. How would it impact your lifestyle. Do you plan to stop crapping if someone tells you you won't go to heaven if you're caught on the pot??
2007-09-12 11:29:34 · answer #4 · answered by escher 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That can't happen.
So long as even one believer is busy the rapture will not happen.
We await the moment when no believer sits on any "throne" anywhere on earth.
J/k but wouldn't that be amazing!
2007-09-12 11:31:27 · answer #5 · answered by gnosticv 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
guess the toilet gets raptured along with you and your doo
doo and pee pee bring it to heaven hee hee
and watch those rain drops you created fall from heaven
oh my god what a mess falls from the sky
2007-09-12 11:33:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say just go with it. Maybe He's planning it at a time when no one in the world is in the john.
2007-09-12 11:31:02 · answer #7 · answered by betternher 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about it, take your time, and do things properly: there just won't be as long a line to use it after you as there was when you went in.
2007-09-13 13:08:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
since the rapture is just a fictional thing invented by unbelievers I would not worry about.
2007-09-12 11:29:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well if it does happen when you are on the potty I am sure you wont be the only one who gets caught with your pants down!
2007-09-12 11:29:10 · answer #10 · answered by DrMichael 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Pinch it and wipe ! Or scew it , its the rapture , just run and crap at the same time !
2007-09-12 11:27:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋