2 men are out drinking 1 night.One moans to his mate:"Whenever I go home after the pub,I turnthe headlights off before I get to thedrive,I switch off the engine and coast into the garage.I take my shoes off before going indoors,sneak upstairs and get undressed in the bathroom.I ease myself into bed and my wife still wakes up and yell at me for stayiing out late.""You're obviously taking the wrong approach",his mate replies."I screech into the driveway,slam the door,throw my shoes into the wardrobe,jump into bed,rub my hands on my wife's backside and ask:"How about a bit of nookie?"....and she's always sound asleep".
2007-09-12 11:10:52 · 10 answers · asked by Wonderstar 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha! The first joke tonight to make me laugh out loud! lmfao :-D
Have a star on me too, I don't give them out very often so you are honoured! lol:-)
2007-09-12 11:59:32 · answer #1 · answered by dozyllama 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!
Thanks for the laugh!
Have a star
2007-09-12 11:17:26 · answer #2 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
F*cking Brilliant!
Very good, have a star for your efforts! x
2007-09-12 11:24:23 · answer #3 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must have taken lessons from my wife!
2007-09-12 11:21:30 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2007-09-12 11:21:16 · answer #5 · answered by happyearthmother 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think u have been drinking that russian beer again
2007-09-12 11:18:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny. have a star
2007-09-12 11:31:31 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhaahah! NAUGHTY but NICE!!!!hahahhaahahh!
2007-09-12 18:18:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-09-12 13:14:09 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear where do you get these from, made me lol
2007-09-12 11:25:10 · answer #10 · answered by corrinab2705 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋