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If your child asked mommy why does daddy....make you cry at night?

I guess they think I'm crying at night ,when they here us making love. what should i tell them?

2007-09-12 10:58:22 · 25 answers · asked by J* 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

25 answers

Tell them the noise they are hearing is in fact a monster. Whenever they hear it they need to hide under their covers until the noise goes away, or the monster will eat them alive.

2007-09-12 11:01:30 · answer #1 · answered by ZCT 7 · 1 1

depends on there age's but if they are very young then your best bet would probably be to tell them that mommy is not crying but laughing so hard that it sounds like crying and if they ask why say daddy told a funny joke or a grown up joke and if they are older then it might be time to explain about adult relationships your don't have to get into detail but make sure that they understand.

2007-09-12 11:06:11 · answer #2 · answered by trieditall 2 · 1 0

Tell them Daddy was giving you a lovely massage to make you feel better after waking up with a cramp. Ah, those days without kids when we could scream the house down......

2007-09-12 19:15:34 · answer #3 · answered by esmeralda 2 · 1 0

LOL sorry, that's too funny. I guess I'd just say Daddy isn't making me cry. I'll explain when you're older and are able to understand grown up things more.

2007-09-12 11:03:39 · answer #4 · answered by cindos_69 5 · 0 0

Mommy and daddy were just talking sweetie, it's nothing to worry about. Then be more conscious of keeping your voices down when you're amourous!

2007-09-12 11:02:16 · answer #5 · answered by GEEGEE 7 · 0 0

I in no way heard of this happening till now. i can understand in the event that they are actual a daddy or a mommy and that they are chatting with their grandchildren my Granny used to call my dad daddy whilst she grew to become into chatting with me x

2016-11-10 06:37:10 · answer #6 · answered by brijshwaer 4 · 0 0

LMAO! Too cute!

Just tell em that daddy is making you so happy that you're crying happy tears!

2007-09-12 11:01:30 · answer #7 · answered by JD 6 · 1 0

Haha...oops. Um, tell them that you're not crying...I know when I was a kid I HATED seeing or hearing my mom cry - no matter what the reason. As to what it is they are actually hearing.... no idea what to tell them.

2007-09-12 11:03:16 · answer #8 · answered by Katie T 4 · 0 0

Ma,am tell them the TRUTH . My wife told my daughter we were fighting ( making love ) and she told my Mother I hurt my wife . Kids are not dumb , except the ones where the parents did not talk to them .

2007-09-12 11:05:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tell them your not crying, your laughing. Either shut-up or turn the television up.

2007-09-12 11:02:30 · answer #10 · answered by T 5 · 1 0

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