Like omg, okay, well i was reading through this book called the bible and i was yeah this is like so cool because i had like never seen the book before.
But like omg, some of the words were like supernormous, like how can you people read it like, its like supernerd writing, like omg.
But like that is totally beside the point brothers and sisters, like do you say it "Bib-lee" or like "Bib-le" or umm like "Bi-Ble" like omg, how in the world do i pronouce it? This is so getting on my nerves, totally annyoing me.
Also you are bible people, like thats what you totally call yourselves right?
Bible people are so awesome, like go bible people! Woo-hoo! Like when i grow up i totally want to be a Bible person too, that will be so uberlicious.
Also, like i was reading about this guy named Jesus, like totally sweet name by the way, have you guys ever heard of him? He was like a super cool Harry Potter like omg, he was casting these spells and stuff to help people, radical baby.
Like umm one more question people, I’ll try to keep it totally cool. Like can you try and answer my questions please because umm I totally would love to know all about the Bible people. Peace to like all Bible people, until like next time!
2007-09-12 10:32:20 · 21 answers · asked by Girl Dyslexic 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Like omg is this for real? This was a "supernormous" waste of time.
2007-09-12 10:37:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was created before the world by the Father God John1:1
In the beginning was the Word(the word is Jesus), and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
John1:2
He was in the beginning with God.
John1:3 All things were made through Him and nothing was made that was made
John1:4
In Him was life, and the life was the light of men.
John1:5
And the light shines in the darkness, and the darkness did not comprehend it.
The bible is the living word which christ, You have to receive the Spirit from God and through redemption through Christ Jesuses blood which He died for are sins and God arose Him from the dead in three days. Through Jesus we have received salvation, and to live by the spirit which is the word and not by the flesh which is evil. Self-willed, hatred, bitterness, covetness, sexualimmorality, lies, murder, pride, Lovers of plesaure rather than God, creators of evil things, Speaking or gossip, and many other evil that He bared on the cross for sins that this world has commited. The first step would be receiving Christ as your saivor, and knowing He is the Son of God. Then repeant by asking for forgiveness of your sins, and you must forgive those who sinned agianst you. Repantce means to stop sin and to do good and worship and listen to God. Get babtized in the name of Jesus. And ask Jesus to the Father to receive the Holy Spirit. Without being born of God which through Jesus receiving the Holy spirit is going to be hard to understand the truth. Ask God to forgive and forgive those who hart you in any way. Live in Jesus steps receive th Holy Spirit by laying of Hands of the elder in the Church. Or ask God to give you the Spirit through prayer. Do His will and not yours. I hope this may give you a understanding.
2007-09-12 11:03:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like whatever!
Ignorant ditz satirist 3/10
2007-09-12 10:37:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's supposed to be a Valley Girl, right? One that hangs out down at the mall and spends her parents' credit card past its limit? I thought they were out of date.
2007-09-12 10:40:44 · answer #4 · answered by auntb93 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
alright i'll answer some ok?
1.)it is pernounced like this " bye-bull".
2.)no we call are selves christians or children of God
3.)Jesus does not use spells he uses Gods love not potions! Hope this answers your questions. God Bless You!
2007-09-12 11:15:57 · answer #5 · answered by god's angel 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like OMG you must be so amazingly bored out your skull right now. LOL LOL Like OMG I hope you find something to do to take your mind of your boredom. ROFL
2007-09-12 10:41:09 · answer #6 · answered by Feivel 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Paris Honey, is that you?
Look, I know you claimed you read the Bible in jail, but......
Oh well. Maybe you are rethinking your life.
See ya at the club, girl!
2007-09-12 10:54:16 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Like, brah, this was totally kewl man.... You remind me of, like, back in the days, when, like, I used to like, live in the valley and stuff. That was like, totally lame times, and I often felt like molded and stuff, but I was left with like some really far out memories man.
2007-09-12 10:39:20 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh brother...I tried to stop myself, but for some reason I read this entire question. My bad.
2007-09-14 13:29:50 · answer #9 · answered by Dutch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep reading, you are on the path to wisdom.
The more you read, the more you'll understand us ByeBlee people...LOL
That was a cute post ;)
2007-09-12 10:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by Yahoo Answer Angel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋