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2007-09-12 10:04:57 · 22 answers · asked by jesussalvation 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I want to have a baby but I don't know how to go about it. Do you have to be a virgin, or was that just that one time, with our Lord and his mum?

2007-09-12 10:07:40 · update #1

Does it matter which order you swallow your meds? I just realised I swallowed the blue one first and I never do that normally...

2007-09-12 10:17:56 · update #2

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A difficult one this, and evidently a lot of people completely failed to understand you.
Now, I don't think you *have* to be blonde but the indications suggest blondes have a natural propensity for virginity; it is important to note that being an 'aviation' blonde, that is, blonde out-of-a-bottle, DOES count.
The sort of people? Clearly one must be at least somewhat naive. Being a little slutty helps too. Of course, owning a library card prevents virginity ever setting in, so I guess virgins don't do much reading.
As for the medication, colour sequence is only important if your medical practitioner/dealer tells you so; they are very aware of this issue and never forget to inform you of this. What I do if I suspect I may have taken mine in the wrong sequence is to stand on my head with my feet in a bucket of cold water for a minute or two. To be honest, I'm not really sure this changes much but it usually makes me feel a little easier until my next medication and it also helps to remind me - a bit like tying a knot in your hanky!
Good luck!

2007-09-12 21:19:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'm confused. To have a baby, you have to give up virginity. And people are born virgins, including people who arent blonde. Did you think a virgin was something different?

2007-09-12 10:14:15 · answer #2 · answered by chiquita 5 · 1 0

Everyone's a virgin
or at least they were at one time.

When you figure out how to become a virgin pass it on I'd love to know.
As a mother of two I figure I have to reincarnate to get it back and then I have a 50/50 chance of being male or female.

I am blonde but what's that got to do with it?

2007-09-12 11:03:12 · answer #3 · answered by gnosticv 5 · 0 1

You're born one: one has to become become an ex virgin.
God does call some people to stay virgin for the sake of the Kingdom for ministry and prayer like nuns.
God calls other people to mutually exclusive heterosexual,loving and life-long"'til death do us part" marriage.

2007-09-12 10:12:39 · answer #4 · answered by James O 7 · 0 0

You can't become a virgin unless you can go back in time or something. You are born one tho.

2007-09-12 10:12:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Huh? Everyone is at first a virgin, to NOT be a virgin is something you have to BECOME. It's the other way around.

Hair color is irrelevant.

2007-09-12 10:09:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

St Mary born God without lose her virginty its amiracle divinty work from the Holy Spirit .
not other condation happened like that read what- chiquitarosita234- wirte.
Have wisdom.

2007-09-12 10:43:30 · answer #7 · answered by Mosa A 7 · 0 0

"people who reserve actual intercourse till they discover somebody who's rather worth marrying." Wow, does that mean there are people who're unworthy of having a bigger half? or only unworthy of particular potential spouses?

2016-12-16 18:27:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I pray that you are not serious......


EDIT: See?! there is your problem! always always ALWAYS swallow the meds in the same order. otherwise you end up like this.

2007-09-12 10:11:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

> What sort of people become virgins?
Infants

> And do you have to be blonde?
Nope.

2007-09-12 10:11:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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