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Examples - Cheese and Crackers! (instead of Jesus Christ!)

Son of a biscuit!

2007-09-12 10:01:05 · 21 answers · asked by Jeff C 3 in Society & Culture Languages

21 answers

Ha! My Mom has a bunch! She says, "Son of Pete of Murphy!" and "Dad gum a cat's drawers!" and last but certainly not least, "Oh for Cry-Yeye!"

Yeah. True. But we have no idea what ANY of it means.
LOL
Good question.

2007-09-12 10:05:31 · answer #1 · answered by Sleek 7 · 2 0

It's all in the delivery. I do not use profanity (except when I am quoting someone else), and I rarely use substitutes. Instead, I have perfected the art of the Death Glare. Depending on which variation I use to singe the eyebrows off the object of my wrath, they know which variety of standard curse words are implied to be headed in their general direction.

2007-09-12 11:03:11 · answer #2 · answered by nardhelain 5 · 1 1

Shut the Front Door (Shut the F Up)

Geez Louise (Jesus Christ)

Do you have your crabby pants on today(you are being such a Biitch today!)

Dang/Darn (Damnn)

Son of a monkey's uncle (son of biitch)

LOL i a lot more...my grandmother was the queen of substitute curse words.

2007-09-12 10:08:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Gosh
Darn
Heck
Crap
Bloody
Bloody Heck
Sugar
Son of a Gun

2015-04-23 08:51:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

Flip
Stick
Fetch
Gosh
Heck
Gee Willickers
Shoot Dang

2007-09-12 10:05:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

"Well, carp!" is useful when you can't say the other C word.

But my favorite is, "Lots of different swear words!!" Depending on which word gets the emphasis, you can change the meaning considerably.

"LOTS of different swear words" means you're really upset and want to let go with a batch of profanity. "Lots of DIFFERENT swear words" is appropriate for situations where there are multiple objects of your wrath.

And finally, "Lots of different SWEAR WORDS!!" means you are just about at the end of your rope and profanity is all that's left to express your true feelings. :-)

2007-09-12 10:20:23 · answer #6 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 0 0

Cheese priced sounds like jsus christ
son of a businessman
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR
shlit

2007-09-12 10:05:22 · answer #7 · answered by Steven A 3 · 0 0

Gosh
Dang,
Darn,
Heck
Frickin'
Freakin'
Fetchin'
Flippin'
Fudge

2007-09-12 10:11:09 · answer #8 · answered by The Corinthian 7 · 0 0

Fudge Apples and Bologna.

2007-09-12 10:05:04 · answer #9 · answered by Stephanie F 7 · 0 0

God Blessed instead of GD is the one I use all the time.

2007-09-12 10:05:14 · answer #10 · answered by zannakc 3 · 0 0

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