Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Edna suddenly jumped into the deep end. She sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Edna out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Jim's heroic act, she immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Jim the news she said, "Jim, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Edna, the patient you saved, hung herself in the bathroom with her bathrobe belt right after you saved her. I am so sorry, but she's dead." Jim replied, "She didn't hang herself, I put her there to dry. How soon can I go home?
2007-09-12 09:57:32 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Mrs. Mac♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow that's cold. Star it.
2007-09-12 11:54:30 · answer #1 · answered by CARL B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Original
2016-05-18 00:06:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2007-09-12 10:14:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny a star 4 u
2007-09-12 10:35:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard about 2 days ago. but still funny.
2007-09-12 10:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by I <3 My Hamster Smokey! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-12 10:18:50 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Niiiice.
2007-09-12 10:12:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one!
2007-09-12 10:17:47 · answer #8 · answered by Hermatt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha really funny it actually made me laugh out loud.
2007-09-12 10:12:55 · answer #9 · answered by thunder monkey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick, depraved,
unexpected,
and of course, best of all, has that ring of truth to it.
Sick, but still.
2007-09-12 10:05:47 · answer #10 · answered by starryeyed 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋