When he woke up there was this christian congregation and the minister was baptising people. Theyy would wade in to their waist and he would dunk thier heads in. The drunk guy somehow found himself at the front of the line and the minister grabbed his shoulders and dunked his head in the water. After a few moments he pulled him out and asked "Have you found Jesus?" Getting no reply he did it again. Still no reply from the drumkard The minister dunked the drunk man's head a third time. This time when he asked "Have you found Jesus?" The drunk man replied "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
2007-09-12
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