An old farmer and his wife are out walking along the field and he turns to his wife "Remember when we was young, I took you out to this field, must be forty year ago, and I bet you over this fence and give ya a good screwing?!" She said "Zeke, you rude old thing! You sure couldn't do that now, you'd be lucky to even get it up!" He said "Gladys, get yer britches down I'll show you who can still get it up!" With that the old lady drops her linen and he takes her, jumping and jolting and bouncing around like a young stud" Afterwards she exclaims "God God Zeke! That was incredible, I didn't know ya still had it!" Zeke says breathlessly "I didn't know I forgot to turn off the electric fence!"
2007-09-12 09:28:24 · 6 answers · asked by Limestoner62 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-12 10:34:10 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO 9/10
2007-09-12 16:33:52 · answer #2 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOL that was funny. i have been shock with an eletric frence. hahahha
2007-09-12 16:38:46 · answer #3 · answered by LUCY JO 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have a lot of time on your hands, don't you? If so, you should be able to come up with a better joke. That didn't even make me smile.
2007-09-12 17:00:48 · answer #4 · answered by PeopleAreStupid 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
haha
2007-09-12 16:51:29 · answer #5 · answered by t. B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good story about how you were conceived...
2007-09-12 16:34:21 · answer #6 · answered by Kiowa1 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋