A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I''ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don''t know sh*t?"
2007-09-12 09:19:51 · 14 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Do you realise how much pain I am in for laughing at all your jokes tonight!
Keep at it!!
ow!
2007-09-12 09:33:54 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a terrific joke! I sort of 'knew' the punch-line, but it was still funny because of the 'age' of the person the guy was trying to 'strike a conversation' with ... but I may have enjoyed it even more if it was a 'beautiful young woman' or even an 'older and elegant lady.'
2007-09-12 09:26:25 · answer #2 · answered by Kris L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!
another bit of crap.
2 rats in a sewer, 1 rat says to the other, sh.t for breakfast, sht for lunch sht for dinner, im sick of it, the other rat says, dont worry, we can go on the p,ss later
2007-09-12 09:28:07 · answer #3 · answered by versace_girl_2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-12 10:41:09 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny.. But I heard this one already.. but I still like to laugh at it
star for you
2007-09-12 09:25:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha sounds like the little girl knows more **** than the man!!!
:-)))
2007-09-12 11:33:03 · answer #6 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually laughed out loud to that one !! Well done!! You don't know sh*t!!! hahahahahahahaha!!
2007-09-13 13:58:37 · answer #7 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl that will teach him a lesson
2007-09-12 09:24:34 · answer #8 · answered by puma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats funny!
2007-09-12 09:25:36 · answer #9 · answered by "No more Sorrow" LP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol gd one
2007-09-12 09:24:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋