2007-09-12 08:51:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's not the printer, silly, it's the type of paper you use. Secular places like Office Depot and Staples won't have it, you'll have to order it from here:
http://www.christianministryofficeproducts.com/
It's where God gets his office supplies, you know.
2007-09-12 08:55:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Intelligent Design is a hypothesis, not a theory. This is why your printer won't print. Amend the title and your printer might relax a little and squeeze out a few pages before it retches.
2007-09-12 08:54:50 · answer #2 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You'll have to add scratch and sniff banana stickers after printing. The old-fashioned way, like god intended!
2007-09-12 08:54:19 · answer #3 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
First of all you have to have an Apple/Macintosh computer and then there's the special fruit scented ink cartridge.
2007-09-12 10:03:57 · answer #4 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can I have scratch and sniff Bergamot pages?
Edit*** Shawn B@ What's that supposed to mean?
2007-09-12 08:55:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I keep trying to get tattoos from mine, but I cannot fit my arm into the slot.
2007-09-12 11:17:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
Do they even still sell scratch and sniff stickers?
2007-09-12 09:42:19 · answer #7 · answered by Christy ☪☮e✡is✝ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, your printer is lame, Squirrel! =0)
2007-09-12 08:53:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
You don't have to. God already did when He wrote the first five books of the Bible. You just have to crack the code in order to interpret it. Which I did.
2007-09-12 08:57:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You have to buy the special ink dude. stop being cheap!
2007-09-12 08:56:01 · answer #10 · answered by NONAME 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋