2007-09-12 08:50:55 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My logic professor told me about people like you.
I'm a theist, but this "question" gets my vote for the dumbest question ever asked in this forum.
2007-09-12 08:57:53 · answer #1 · answered by RIFF 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This question FAILS! The whole tree falling in the woods thing relates to whether events actually occur unless they are observed. Since there is an observer (the poo-covered atheist), the analogy you are trying to draw loses all value.
Of course, if I read the question as you wrote it, then there appears to be some sort of atheist bear poop nonsense preceeding and wholly unrelated to the actual question, to which the answer would be: Cogito ergo sum.
2007-09-12 16:05:05 · answer #2 · answered by Recreant- father of fairies 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow..you are quoting two different philosophical statements.
1. If a tree falls in the wood and no one is there to hear it,
does it make a sound?
2. What is the nature of existence?
I think you mixed them both up with some animosity for Atheists though.
2007-09-12 16:11:24 · answer #3 · answered by Eartha Q 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im not an aitheist but that makes no sense because of course it exist because their there to witness it so they know it exist you just gave them a point because there saying they dont witness god so he doesnt exist they will witness the poop!if you never witnessed god a day in your life if he didnt shake your hand a speak to you personally does he exist. you totally just contradicted your self and you made your self look stupid that little joke wasnt funny nore was it a smart comment.
2007-09-12 15:59:41 · answer #4 · answered by ~*[AnD]*~ 4 lyfe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bear apparently thinks I exist. I guess I'll just side with the bear.
2007-09-12 15:56:34 · answer #5 · answered by The Church Lady 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
no, i would be grateful that Mr bear just ate a Christian and pooped em on me, instead of the other way around
2007-09-12 15:55:01 · answer #6 · answered by Free Radical 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you fricking serious??? i think the question is that, if a tree fell down in the woods and no one was were to hear it, would it make a sound? in your question you sound like an idiot.. grow up, get some education and try again later..
2007-09-12 15:58:08 · answer #7 · answered by RuG™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you know, something that can actually happen even if no one else knew it is somehow proof that a deity exists.
You're gonna have to do far better then using ignorance as proof.
2007-09-12 15:57:45 · answer #8 · answered by Ievianty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope we know how much the atheist weighs before hand, so we'd know how much poop to remove after wards.
2007-09-12 15:57:52 · answer #9 · answered by monte54que 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll be grateful if all the bear does is poop on me...
2007-09-12 15:53:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋