the lady hears a zipping sound and, as though it had a mind of it's own the man's penis swings up over the edge of the table, grabs a dinner roll and goes back under the table.
She can't believe what she's seen....surely that didn't just happen....
Well, he looks uncomfortable but maybe she imagined it....so she tries to continue the evening.
A few minutes later it happens again....there's his penis....it grabs a roll and back under the table it goes.
"OK! I know I just saw that! What the hell is going on!", she says.
The man looking more uncomfortable than ever explains that he was in a hunting accident and his penis was shot off
and the doctors, doing an experimental new procedure, replaced his penis with a baby elephant's trunk.
"I'm sorry this has been such a disaster.", he says. "Let me pay for dinner, I'm sure you won't want to hang around."
Feeling bad for the injured man she says, "No, it's not your fault. In fact its kind of cute. Do you think you can do it again?"
2007-09-12 08:43:31 · 13 answers · asked by ishootvideo2002 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Maybe" he replies, "but I don't know if my butt can hold another one of those bisquits."
2007-09-12 08:44:24 · update #1
I saw this before and it is not funny.
2007-09-12 09:04:37 · answer #1 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-12 11:47:39 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny in a sick way
2007-09-12 08:47:22 · answer #3 · answered by Tab 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was to funny have a star.
2007-09-12 09:04:15 · answer #4 · answered by ~ Jay ~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Freakishly funny! =)
2007-09-16 05:04:26 · answer #5 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OUCH!!! hihihihihihiih
Luckily his elephant trunk did not use a fork!!! :)))
2007-09-12 09:15:32 · answer #6 · answered by mallika 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL good mental picture.
2007-09-12 08:48:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he he kool-aid just came out my nose soooooo funny
2007-09-12 08:47:45 · answer #8 · answered by dinkylynn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ew
2007-09-12 08:51:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it!
lol
2007-09-12 08:51:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋