A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the >salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price."
2007-09-12 07:29:33 · 14 answers · asked by Jim 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh, forget the other answerer's....I liked it!
2007-09-12 07:39:03 · answer #1 · answered by highendsystems 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-10 06:07:34 · answer #2 · answered by namsaly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-12 13:55:13 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now that is deffintley funny star for U
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2007-09-12 07:59:34 · answer #4 · answered by BeDiscovered! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2007-09-12 09:18:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke Jim.!!!
10/10 man.!!!
Still laughing this side, bet she will, lol.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-09-12 07:58:28 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh **** lol great star 4 u
2007-09-12 07:49:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nil points for you, deux points for moi
2007-09-12 07:34:39 · answer #8 · answered by snorky998 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
tee heehee
good one
2007-09-12 08:32:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you have now master both the "copy" and "paste" feature on your computer, congratulations.
2007-09-12 08:06:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute
2007-09-12 07:34:38 · answer #11 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋