One: Don't miss the boat.
Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four: Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six: Build your future on high ground.
Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine: When you're stressed, float a while.
Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting...
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Star if you like it,however I dont deserve the credit for this ,got it from a resolved question in yahoo answers which is fairly old but thought these words hold true even today
Thanks
2007-09-12 07:02:29 · 14 answers · asked by life goes on... 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i am not making an attempt to force the bible down everyones throat,there is a lot of truth in these words even if you are a atheist or non beliver
2007-09-12 07:46:42 · update #1
hypnospope for your kind information i am a college graduate working in a very respectable bank and presently preparing for my masters degree
2007-09-12 09:19:19 · update #2
gr8 Dont forget with God all things are possible! GOD Bless
2007-09-12 07:09:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Twelve: You can cram 150 million species into a 120 foot boat in fantasy writing.
Thirteen: Kangaroos were able to swim across hundreds of miles of ocean to get back to Australia, so why bother putting them in an ark in the first place?
Fourteen: Don't expect any instructions from God to be well-planned. He can tell you what type of wood to make a boat from, but forget to mention packing forty days worth of food and provisions for 4 or 5 hundred million animals.
Fifteen: The best way to deal with misbehavior is to kill the entire world, saving only a breeding stock.
Sixteen: Until God made a promise, light did not refract through water as it does today.
2007-09-12 07:13:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Apparently every animal that lived at the time lived within walking distance of Noah's house. I guess the animals native to Australia jumped, swam or flew across the ocean. And that plants would still be alive after all that time under miles of water. And somehow every species could fit on a ship that would be way too small for that, but way too big for a wooden ship to be able to float. And somehow they could all live on this boat when the only ventilation is a window about 5 inches by 4 inches. Yeah. I believe that.
2007-09-12 07:08:47 · answer #3 · answered by mattgo64 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
How about the poop two elephants poop about 300 pounds a day on average if you dont throw it out you have a serious methane problem Probally the ark is on the moon not mount arrack. Then there are the birds flying around bombing the troops boy i think this was a very bad idea i think noah was smoking his shoe laces he had a dream self induced.Talk about under arm odor they were walking fertilizer
2007-09-12 07:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you forgot one:
a boat made of wood the size of the titanic (which is roughly the supposed ark's measurements given the # of cubits making up its dimensions as reported in the bible) would sink like a rock.
additionally, for Noah to have taken 2 of each known animal living today (and he in fact took 7 pairs of many of the "clean" animals) he would have needed to load 100 animals per second for 30 years to have them all on board....
2007-09-12 07:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by Free Radical 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
attributable to the question poster. I liked it, regardless of the adverse comments. that's as nicely on your submit. whilst Noah grew to become into construction the ark out interior the direction of no the place, he grew to become into ridiculed purely as you have on your published question. Now, the exciting area of this tale is that Noah instructed them that water grew to become into going to return from heaven and flood the earth. they does no longer have faith him considering that they had in no way seen rain. so they regarded at him as though he grew to become into insane. yet, whilst the rain began to fall, and that they then grew to become believers, regardless of the undeniable fact that it grew to become into too late. For the ark had already been sealed. And the comparable element will take place on the instant. The ark is already geared up, yet adult adult males will refuse to have faith till it truly is purely too late and that they are confronted with the judgement of God. shop the religion and God bless.
2016-11-10 06:02:46 · answer #6 · answered by namsaly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From my understanding biblical researchers have proofed Noah's Arc story wasn't accurate according to biblical terms... do you watch history channels???
2007-09-12 07:07:22 · answer #7 · answered by htpanther 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i'm with matt
noah's ark is crap.
i mean it's just illogical.
kitty cats and mice and dinosaurs and scorpions all on the same boat?
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2007-09-12 07:11:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
And twelve: if you seriously think a flood covered the entire planet to the highest mountains you probably performed poorly in school.
2007-09-12 07:07:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
I've seen this forwarded around in e-mails for years but I still enjoy reading it every now and then...especially rule #10.
2007-09-12 07:08:00 · answer #10 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋