One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.
"Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
2007-09-12 06:41:45 · 17 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg lmao poor hubby, star!
2007-09-12 07:11:15 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny quistons do you think about these lol I guess I will anwser these. Ok at number 1 I would observe the situation and see if cmpunk got whats coming to him or if he is getting mugged or chased by a crazy fan. depends. 2-Probaly everone else is outside probaly trying to get batistas autograph and I wouldn't want to be tramples so no. If noone was outside trying to help him I would proably ask him if he needs a ride or help to the hospitle. 3-I would keep it because the rock was careless and forgot it and should have remebered finders keepers. Then I would sell it on ebay money lol 4-I am not going to interfere in john cenas personal life. I would proabaly pick up my phone and video tape him doing this to his daughter and then he would get bad publicity and think get sent to court and that would teach him a lesson. 5-I would proaly tazer the undertaker with a tazer gun. Then I would sell undertakers car on ebay then I would tie him to a lampost in the the street in his boxers in a sigh which says I am the undertaker and I am a crazy and like streaking in the streets and get arrested lol. 6-I would probaly saw lashleys arm off I mean he is already a multimillanrea and can get a artifical arm. I mean I am not going to sacrifice a body limb for some superstar I don't even now. I mean why would I be hiking with lashley. and where would the boulders come from these are some crazy quistions lol. I still have a basketball carrear.
2016-04-04 17:15:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one lucky Bubba
2007-09-12 07:34:56 · answer #3 · answered by MEMYMOM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good one. Bubba is in Trouble!!
:-)))
2007-09-12 12:04:39 · answer #4 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, thought you meant giving up sadism, necrophilia and bestiality as flogging a dead horse.
But funny star.
2007-09-12 09:14:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats cool
2007-09-13 00:28:43 · answer #6 · answered by spick&span 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha... oh my gosh, I'm rolling on the floor with these jokes!
2007-09-12 07:01:42 · answer #7 · answered by Edith 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!! I didnt see that coming! a star for you
2007-09-12 07:07:02 · answer #8 · answered by amanda h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aiyaiyai!!!!
2007-09-12 06:49:10 · answer #9 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure made me laugh.
2007-09-12 06:46:07 · answer #10 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋