1. I have smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, its cute.
3. Why dont we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It\'s okay, we\'ll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... I just got a flash headache.
11. (Giggling and pointing)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it\'ll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won\'t take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why dont we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It\'s a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you\'re supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.
2007-09-12 06:30:19 · 17 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One comment:
Ouch!
2007-09-12 09:11:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nos 1, 13, 14 & 30 made me laugh the most!
2007-09-12 07:41:36 · answer #2 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seems like you,ve been in a lot of fcucking bedrooms little one.
2007-09-12 07:12:39 · answer #3 · answered by osprey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like my love life after lots of girlfriends,except for, "is that it". Oh woe is me.
Chris.
2007-09-12 08:17:16 · answer #4 · answered by GOD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I paint a smiley face on it? thats so funny..lol
like them.
2007-09-12 08:08:09 · answer #5 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha good ones, keep em coming Jim, another well deserved star
2007-09-12 07:12:41 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats the funniest one i have read today!
Star :)
2007-09-12 06:34:22 · answer #7 · answered by inlove 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
31,,the early bird never got the worm then,,,,,
2007-09-12 06:35:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
U get a star!!
2007-09-12 07:19:53 · answer #9 · answered by amanda h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-09-12 06:36:18 · answer #10 · answered by Shane C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋