A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 am. His wife is sleeping and he's trying to sneak into bed. He's lying in bed for a few minutes and farts.
His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?"
He replies, "Touchdown - I'm winning, 7 nothing."
She thinks to herself, "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose.
He yells at her, "What was that?"
She replies, "Touchdown, tie score."
Now he thinks, "I'm gonna give her a doozy." He's lying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he shits in bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
He replies, "Halftime, switch sides."
2007-09-12 06:26:45 · 32 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hay! where's the chear leaders to.lol
2007-09-12 06:30:14 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok 1 ewwwwww
and 2 it was kind of funny
2007-09-13 02:20:16 · answer #2 · answered by ღαlyȿȿαღ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 out of 10 in my opinion
2007-09-12 06:34:47 · answer #3 · answered by jem 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why was he lying in bed as opposed to telling the truth?
2007-09-12 07:12:35 · answer #4 · answered by lost 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is literally the funniest S H I T that I've heard in a long time! Have a star!!!
lmao.....
2007-09-12 06:31:40 · answer #5 · answered by ♥chicks♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross but funny
2007-09-12 06:31:02 · answer #6 · answered by CAM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny a star for you
2007-09-12 06:42:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that is gross. I wouldn't want him handing out the drinks at half time!!! lol!
:-)))
2007-09-12 07:00:36 · answer #8 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know nothing bout football, but that was hilarious!
2007-09-12 06:57:14 · answer #9 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA star for you!
2007-09-12 06:32:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋