2007-09-12 04:53:34 · 30 answers · asked by alser 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Yeah...under equal opportunity legislation , it is compulsory to employ at least one lazy git......If your company does not have one already , ask your supervisor whether you could become the designated git for your section.
2007-09-12 04:58:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes. I can laugh about it now but I could not then. The laziest git in the office got a promotion because he made no errors. Little sod did not do any work, (and I mean nothing) bur always had a desk full but tidy which was why errors never came to the bosses attention
2007-09-12 08:47:19 · answer #2 · answered by Scouse 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadly there has to be at least one in every workplace with more than three employees--it must be some universal law or perhaps some legal requirement. The government requires reducing overall productivity and driving up costs.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-09-12 05:28:02 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Sometimes when I look around and see how many people are just being lazy, I start being lazy myself (until I get bored). I don't know how they can sit for hours on end without doing anything productive.
2007-09-12 04:57:46 · answer #4 · answered by Meg...Out of Hybernation 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's a whole bunch of them where I work. Bastards! Get paid to do nothing...but complain and whine all the freaken time...blah blah blah!!! I can't stand it. I watched this funny video forwarded to me. The subject: How to stop office gossip. The video is real short...showig a woman talking to another woman. Another lady walks straight up to her and punches her on her mouth! BOOM! That'll teach her not to gossip. HAHA! Just thought I'd share that with you. I don't know why!
Have a great day!!!
2007-09-12 04:59:49 · answer #5 · answered by Bills, Bills, Bills... 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup. There statutory. Like the office *****, the women who complains no one makes tea often enough (not realising she's the only one who drinks 20 cups a day and does no work) and the office jerk.
2007-09-12 04:56:49 · answer #6 · answered by Madam Rosmerta 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are only 2 people in my department- Me and my boss, and we both work our butts off because we don't want anyone else hired in to bother us!
But I hear other people in the office complaining about each other all of the time.
2007-09-12 04:58:09 · answer #7 · answered by GiGi! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They exist only to procreate more of themselves.
They tend to get jobs in the local council which is why council tax is so much because they do so little work that your money goes to cover their incompetence.
2007-09-12 04:57:44 · answer #8 · answered by cheek_of_it_all 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They usually come in the form of over-weight females who insist upon you slowing down and taking things easy. They consume about tens cups of steamy beverage per day and two packs of choccy digestives.
2007-09-12 04:58:10 · answer #9 · answered by Stella S 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lazy gits, blobbers and moaners. We have them all.
2007-09-12 04:59:10 · answer #10 · answered by Lolipop 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋