Lost one in a knife fight.
2007-09-12 01:31:14 · 11 answers · asked by Madmax 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You must have a lot of balls to ask that...
2007-09-12 01:36:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should learn better self defense. Of course, just think of the people during the Tribulation that will lose there heads instead of taking the Mark of the Beast. As important as your testicle is too you, it means nothing to God.
2007-09-12 08:39:20 · answer #2 · answered by fire_side_2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a nice guy, eh?
Lev 21:17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
Lev 21:18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
Lev 21:19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
Lev 21:20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
Lev 21:21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
Lev 21:22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
Lev 21:23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the LORD do sanctify them.
Lev 21:24 And Moses told it unto Aaron, and to his sons, and unto all the children of Israel.
Remember, god loves you... unless you're disabled or have a disease of something like that.
2007-09-12 08:40:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. And the testicle will be waiting for you there at the Pearly Gates....
2007-09-12 08:40:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.Sorry I am thinking this had to be joke question. I am also hoping no strip search is required upon entrance. LOL
If it was a serious question then, yes of course. LOL
2007-09-12 08:37:08 · answer #5 · answered by Feivel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to the Old Testament you can't even make it past the first curtain of the church. You are defiled and unlcean. Lev. 21:17-23.
What a nice god, eh?
2007-09-12 08:36:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
One testicle is O.K. Half-assed is no good!
2007-09-12 08:36:26 · answer #7 · answered by Premaholic 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes you can. As long as your heart and life is right with God.
2007-09-12 09:04:35 · answer #8 · answered by Karen K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"These things are sent to put us to the testicle."
2007-09-12 08:35:19 · answer #9 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm afraid you'll have to remove the other one,only perfection enters the pearly gates!!
2007-09-12 08:36:22 · answer #10 · answered by Barbara D 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Yes, and you get the other one back when you get there. you have to get it back from Jesus though, he'll be using it as a marble.
2007-09-12 08:36:19 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋