At church last Sunday- I was at the pulpit reading text from the Bible before the pastor's sermon. Suddenly- I farted loudly and smelly unexpectedly. The fart rumbled and echoed in the church. What do you think the people thought of it? Nobody said anything. I'm 19.
2007-09-11 22:14:53 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sweetie accidents happen . No one would say anything to you. Some may have chuckled but they may not even know it came from you so dont worry Honey ,it is all right.
2007-09-19 10:28:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why is this in the Spirituality section?
Don`t worry a person farts about 14 times a day, most of it is when you`re asleep, this is just an accident don`t worry, these happen everywhere.
2007-09-11 22:23:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just cut back on the beans or take some Beano Sunday morning. Otherwise, you need to learn the 'Silent but Deadly' technique which is not that difficult really.
2007-09-11 22:41:57 · answer #3 · answered by TheNewCreationist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would't worry about the people in front of me because it could have happened to anybody, but I would pray noone was standing or sitting behind me who took the brunt of my loud and smelly assault, I would apologise porfusely! Amen!
2007-09-19 22:16:08 · answer #4 · answered by NISSI 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's an honest answer. People probably think you are a stinky smelly wind bag!
I hope you at least said "Excuse me" ... ha ha
Enya
P.S. Next time take Gas-X or excuse yourself to the bathroom. ;-)
2007-09-19 10:33:22 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Enya♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It means you get to sit by yourself in your own pew LOL! We had an elderly Pastor who would grease out some SDBs... boy it was like the angel of death during the plagues of Moses LOL!
2007-09-11 22:47:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Noyhing to be alarmed about. Just a bit of Holey Spirit coming out. Now, in five new exciting aromas!
2007-09-11 23:22:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If it rumbled maybe they would've thought it was the wrath of God bringing out an earthquake. If no one was hurt, then just act natural and pretend it wasn't you.
2007-09-11 22:31:59 · answer #8 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
People was educated, that's why nobody said anything. I bet those around you were struggling to not laugh! or protest for the odor!!!
What did you had for breakfast?
2007-09-12 02:04:46 · answer #9 · answered by Darth Eugene Vader 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you clear your throat at the same time like Mr Bean?
2007-09-11 22:28:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋