4 out of 5 Christian Divorcees wish that gays would stop undermining marriage.
2007-09-11 17:48:13 · 18 answers · asked by Speak freely 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Lighten up everyone. I meant this as a joke on the religious. I can see that Y!answers does not get the best and brightest!
2007-09-11 17:57:14 · update #1
The joke is that people who get divorced have undermined marriage!
2007-09-11 18:04:59 · update #2
did you know........67.53% of all satistics are made up?
2007-09-11 17:53:57 · answer #1 · answered by Jo King 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha. Don't quit your day job just yet(if you even have a job).
BTW, I saw you coming from a mile away. You're just another Christian basher who hides in the shadows of Yahoo Answers.
2007-09-11 17:53:40 · answer #2 · answered by rebecca f 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
did you know 5 out of 5 of me wishes gays would stop trying to change the meaning of the word Marriage (one man & one woman). they already high jacked a perfectly good word and made it seem dirty Gay use to mean happy,smiles,etc... now it's just disgusting
2007-09-11 17:56:34 · answer #3 · answered by Styme the Brave 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
did you know that 4 out of 5 gay marriage underminers don't give a sh*t....!
And don't forget to take your white pointy hood and you white sheets out of the tumble dryer!!!!!
2007-09-11 17:53:21 · answer #4 · answered by Belzebuth 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Very funny BUT OF COURSE SADLY TRUE.
God is not mocked:
Gal 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
To God fornication -straight or gay - is worthy of death.
2007-09-11 17:56:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't believe you. Where are the stats? Show me the stats! Are you talking about divorced gay people?
2007-09-11 17:55:06 · answer #6 · answered by Klute 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah right. Did you pull that stat out of your butt? Here's one for you: Gullible is not listed in the dictionary.
2007-09-11 17:54:47 · answer #7 · answered by Madness 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You're just trolling for trouble.
Couldn't you think of any real questions?
2007-09-11 17:57:52 · answer #8 · answered by Rella 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no. i didn't know that. i don't believe it, but i truly didn't know that...
edit: oh..you tell a lousy joke and we're the ones without a sense of humor? how does that work again?
2007-09-11 17:52:39 · answer #9 · answered by chieko 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well the bible also tells stories of incest, sacrafice, and taking the law into your own hands. and there's more sex in it than a porn magazine.
they don't bother mentioning that, either.
2007-09-11 17:55:24 · answer #10 · answered by M 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Can you hum a few bars?
2007-09-11 17:53:40 · answer #11 · answered by Yahoo Sucks! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋