does that prove evolution? Maybe some leaves too?
Or would I just be thinking why am I still here?
2007-09-11 17:28:52 · 29 answers · asked by great gig in the sky 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
WTF are you talking about?
2007-09-11 17:31:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Of course it proves evolution!! Leaves are good for you because they are high in vitamin "A"! After you have survived on those bananas and some leaves for a while ,,,I think you would most surely "evolve" in some way. Try not to worry about what you would be "thinking" about because I can tell you now. You will be thinking about BANANAS,LEAVES,WATER, AND SEX. Monkeys do not really think about much else. From the question,,,,,I was thinking ,,,,,how long have you been living on bananas and leaves ALREADY?
2007-09-19 19:07:27 · answer #2 · answered by wayne_burdeshaw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The very fact that you are asking a philosophical question on the internet created by mankind is proof of evolution enough.
Are you trying to be sarcastic about evolution? If you are then I think perhaps you might want to try to pick on a less educated bunch (excuse the pun) than evolutionists if this is the best you can come up with.
I dont entirely get your question....?
Proving evolution will not alleviate philosophical pondering, that is the fate of the evolved mind. Trying to live like a monkey is devolution.
2007-09-19 11:19:22 · answer #3 · answered by Fiona F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even monkeys and apes don't live on bananas alone. You need to eat bugs, larvae,leaves, nuts, and fruit. Actually, you prove evolution more not by eating monkey food, but by eating what human beings have evolved to eat. Primates are pretty omnivorous, so if you can Indian wrestle it down your throat, it's dinner!
However, if you eat only bananas you will have plenty of time sitting on the commode to think about why you are still here.
2007-09-19 10:01:04 · answer #4 · answered by glaux_athena 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bananas are an atheists worst nightmare. You could survive on only them because god made them perfect.
Of course they'll give you the trots like mad and you'll probably suffer from some sort of malnutrition but they are perfect.
2007-09-12 00:34:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried surviving on bananas? You'll probably die out of diseases caused by lack of essential vitamins and minerals within a year. Leaves won't do you any good either.
2007-09-12 00:36:34 · answer #6 · answered by Devilishly Sexy MasterMinD 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of bananas? The original fruit or the long slender yellow thing that the original evolved into?
I'd say if you eat the long slender yellow fruit, you'll be consuming evolution.
2007-09-12 00:33:23 · answer #7 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Only if it should change you into a banana will it prove evolution......
2007-09-12 02:45:15 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would be thinking..."I don't care about evolution or anything else, I just want something to eat besides these &%$%!!! bananas!"
2007-09-19 14:55:46 · answer #9 · answered by Me, Too 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best thing to do is ask God for forgiveness of non belief, and then study God's word and find out for yourself how great your life can be if only you have faith in Him.
I pray for God' mercy on your soul.
God Bless you always, Joe V
2007-09-19 19:07:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't survive on only fruit, that will make you sick. Evolution does not say "why" we are here is tell us "how" we got here!
2007-09-12 00:36:20 · answer #11 · answered by Speak freely 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋