I am in love with Chuck Norris, What Should I Do?

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Any advice?

Answer 1

Nice homage to WSIDR, I always love these homage questions.

I found in the 'search for question' box (at the top of page) that Chuck Norris has quite a few questions - a lot from jokes and riddles but I didn't see you in there. I remember you mentioned him.

My real advice is maybe meet his son, or someone who also knows the work of Mr. Norris as well as you do.

Peace.

Answer 2

Is This Chuck Norris The same Guy who Won American Idol?

Answer 3

Learn Karate, Tae kwon do, practice tai chi, and also learn some other fighting styles, that way you can impress him that way.

Here's a cheesy Chuck Norris joke: Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. LOL

Answer 4

Isn't Chuck Norris married?

PS: I just got my first violation the day after I joined... sigh...

Answer 5

Go to the Y!A Chuck Norris forum. This is the R&S forum.

Answer 6

Turn off your computer and read some books. Try the 'Shannara' series by Terry Brooks.

Answer 7

I'd say look for someone a lot younger and taller and doesn't play little mad bully all the time.

Answer 8

See a doctor.

Answer 9

SWEETIE, he's old enough to be MY
grandfather...and thats old...

There has to be someone else now
isn't there...wait: I thought you liked JACK B

Answer 10

You cannot marry him but you can become a friend of his,,,,,,,,,,just try your luck in HOLLY WOOD ........If you are successful then its very easy for you to become his best friend.
:))