The Wal-Mart Greeter
>
> A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into
> Wal-Mart with her
> Two kids yelling obscenities at them all the way
> through the entrance.
>
The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome
to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
"Hell no, they
Ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 6.
Why the hell would
You think they are twins? Are you blind, or just
stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter.
"I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
2007-09-11 17:19:16 · 24 answers · asked by bert 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny as--- i like that one
2007-09-11 17:22:14 · answer #1 · answered by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2016-05-17 12:31:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-09-11 18:58:05 · answer #3 · answered by demonic wingssssssssssssssssssss 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2007-09-11 17:24:45 · answer #4 · answered by Secret Agent of God (BWR) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I work in a homeless shelter. I think I've seen that woman here! Good one!
2007-09-11 17:46:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha awesome
2007-09-11 17:22:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, it's a joke. Laugh. HA. Yeah, like that.
2007-09-11 17:21:56 · answer #7 · answered by Becca G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if that is a joke it would have to be the worst one i have ever heard. I don't get it is funny. Where is the humor?
2007-09-11 17:24:12 · answer #8 · answered by missjay 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes thats funny jokes are suppose to be mean and rude just not too mean or too rude
2007-09-11 17:22:37 · answer #9 · answered by Tanya N 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...can't...stop...laughing...
2007-09-11 17:22:28 · answer #10 · answered by Zeera 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol is funny, not the funniest one though...bcarefull to not telling it to a fat ugly woman though lol
2007-09-11 17:25:56 · answer #11 · answered by Jeenie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋