My answer is usually, "I didn't know he was lost."
So is your answer one of the following?
A. I didn't know he was lost.
B. Have you checked with 1-800 the lost?
C. Go away,
D. Yes, he is my Lord & Savior.
E. Hey, I'm not into that. Beat it!
F. Other:_____________.(Please fill in the blank.)
2007-09-11 16:27:06 · 24 answers · asked by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have found that the only way to rid yourself of certain rabid religious entities that come knocking on your door all weekend long with the above question on their lips is to simply outsell them. "Have you found Jesus?" They'll ask. "The true question is whether you have insurance," I'll reply. And then begins a sales pitch so epic that Donald Trump himself would be begging me to take every last dollar he has. I'll spare you the details for your own financial safety, but suffice to say that they came to lighten their copy of "The Watchtower" load, and leave with lightened wallets instead.
Ok...so they never actually buy the insurance, but it IS amusing to see them backpedal when suddenly faced with being the sellee as opposed to the seller. And what the hell...I have too much time on my hands
2007-09-12 01:44:43 · answer #1 · answered by Cheese 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So is your answer one of the following?
A. I didn't know he was lost.
B. Have you checked with 1-800 the lost?
C. Go away,
D. Yes, he is my Lord & Savior.
E. Hey, I'm not into that. Beat it!
F. Other: "I'm Jewish." (Please fill in the blank.)
2007-09-11 16:54:53 · answer #2 · answered by Yank 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
F: Yes, Jesus Valenzuela, he's the dishwasher at the Costa Rican restaurant on the corner. Real nice guy.
Since I look like the type of person that regularly goes to those type of restaurants, they usually believe me.
2007-09-11 16:40:57 · answer #3 · answered by chaba 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
D. Usually I kind of roll my eyes, because I'm sure that I'll get a big-time lecturing if I answer anything. I'm Christian and whatnot, but there's something called extremes and harassment.
Your response is great, though :D I'll have to try that sometime. Ah, you Pagans and your sharp wit! :D
2007-09-12 10:16:03 · answer #4 · answered by Leafy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
F. Other: "Yeah, he was between the red truck and the... wait, no, that was Waldo.... Jesus, huh?.... Jesus... which one was he again?"
Sometimes they laugh and we have a short discussion about the nature of iconography in religion. Othertimes, when it pisses them off, I have to let on that I'm Jewish and they usually say... "Oh, well have fun with that." and wander to another part of the food court.
2007-09-12 12:07:10 · answer #5 · answered by Expat Mike 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
F: Yes. If no one claims him in 30 days, do I get to keep him?
2007-09-11 16:37:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
F. Why are you asking me? You were the one that lost him, so how is it my problem to find him?
2007-09-11 16:40:52 · answer #7 · answered by Patrick M 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
F. I did, but I think I may have lost him in the crowd.
2007-09-11 17:15:58 · answer #8 · answered by CarolSandyToes1 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I say yes, I saw him selling Tacos at one of the taco bells .
2007-09-11 16:37:55 · answer #9 · answered by ateo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'm thinking of
"yeah, and guess what, he had my car keys."
i seem to be agreeing, but i'm making a joke too. hopefully the ambiguity will confuse them and they'll look for someone else to pester.
2007-09-11 16:38:51 · answer #10 · answered by vorenhutz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋